This is how you’ve made me feel.
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- Stop woe-is-me-ing just for attention. I do not give a fuck about the problems you’ve made up just to have a pity party for yourself. You’re transparent and desperate. Examples: your many (made up) ailments, Your lack of free time (it’s called time management and saying “no”), and my favourite which leads into the next one.. “Woe is me because…
- …I voluntarily work soooo much!” (Pat me on the back!) Sorry, but if you’re opting to do something because you want to, in the same manner people opt to have jobs to have an income, then I am not patting you on the back or letting you enjoy your self-pity because you deserve none. It’s called life. Get over yourself, because you’re not the only one living it. (Get back to me when you have a home and a family to take care of.)
- After meeting someone for the first time you immediately say “Omg I love so-and-so, they are so cute/funny/awesome!!” Gag me, please. I’m glad you’ve had a great first impression of whomever that was, but for fuck’s sake, you have no idea if they’re a method actor, a serial killer, or someone who doesn’t know the difference between glue and marshmallow Fluff. It would be different if you didn’t say this about every single chipper person you ever have been in contact with.
- Punctuation. Punctuation is a vital tool to living in a society that uses the written language to communicate. A period is used at the end of a sentence, a comma in a break. Please stop using dashes where commas go, and semi-colons where commas should be placed. You don’t even know how to use a semi-colon. Hell, you don’t even know how to use a comma, why did you think you graduated to semi-colons?! Just for the record, there is a difference between the dash and hyphen. Google it.
Done ranting. This is not about Tumblees, so don’t get offended. It is more or less about my professional life where people bitch and moan all day about the most annoying crap. #4 is especially about work - where communicating via the written word is required, and therefore should not be butchered with a lack of understanding BASIC ENGLISH.
I understood and then I didn’t understand and then I regretted it and then I beat myself up. Now I think I’m understanding again. And one day I’ll heal.
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I took the bus downtown and then planned to use my transfer to get back home - but the last bus of the night left way earlier than it was supposed to, so I ran my ass off, still missed it, decided to catch the only other bus running and that guy was a HUGE asshole to me because by that point my transfer expired (yay! I get to pay again even though its not my fault!)
I had to get a ride home - so I called and left them a message and then sent them a long email about it.
I’ll let you know if I get a response…
I was SO MAD/sweaty/broke after that ordeal.
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Blech. Even lying in bed is uncomfortable when your tonsils are throbbing. Going to have tea instead.
Someone make me cookies?
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1) what’s your name?
2) how old are you?
3) where are you from?
4) when’s your birthday?
5) what’s your favorite color?
6) who’s your celeb crush?
7) how many followers do you have?
8) how many people do you follow?
9) what did you eat today?
10) what are you wearing?
11) what sort of phone do you have?
12) are you a virgin?
13) have you kissed any before?
14) have you ever been drunk?
15) have you ever smoked weed?
http://joliemarie.tumblr.com/ask
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